Saw something on VH1 recently where Pamela Des Barres, the famous groupie, was going around interviewing her old friends (of course all former groupies), now middle aged and wearing way too much make-up. Perhaps I'm a bit of a geek, but I love music for, uh, the music. Sure, musicians are hot, but the music doesn't make me obsessed with them like a crazy sex addict, which frankly makes me glad. And I mean, Cynthia "Plaster Caster"'s house was decorated with, well, if you know who she is then you can only imagine, which begs the question - does she have people over for Thanksgiving?

Max Cavalara seems likes he's got his shit together - family, kids, religion. How does Soulfly deal with groupies, I wonder?