PHURPA\phurba
June 21, 2011 4:55:29 PM UTC Post #1

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June 23, 2011 10:48:14 AM UTC Post #1

The joke is on me, but forgot THE joke..Let's not make this a habit though.-Look what happened last time.Got really carried away.
Thank You for the "messages".No more of those,please.The Gray message really spooked me out for weeks.Ok?!I hear you.Let's not go to that shooting-thing ever again.Please.I can not hide, you know that.I' ll see what I can fix with that Phurpa.It needs various of clays and wood:Can't have ritual masks without a wand.And NO it is not to harm any living thing.It is for gathering energy.I feel fatique in the air..
Really hope the Soulfly avengers get back to the mission soon.Meanwhile, well surfer, you know me: the joke
An elephant had broken into a jewellery store through the window.The owner is standing in front of the store and two police officers are questioning him."Ok, sir.Did you actually see the elephant broken your window?" "Yes, of course" applies the owner."A goddam elephant blows up my jewellery-store window.Don't you think I don't recognize an elephant!Threatens me with a knife and robs the jewellery" "What kind of was it, sir", asks the officer 2."What do you mean what kind?", answers the owner."A bloody knife!A blue handle, the other end very sharp" "No, sir", says officer 1."The elephant, sir.What kind of an elephant was it that robbed the jewellery?" "I, don't know", goes owner "An elephent, a trumpet, a big mammoth, a tail.."
"Sir, was it an female elephant, male, perhaps", officer 1 is really trying here."I don't know.How can you tell, I was in panic.An elephant.Big elephant!" "Ok, sir we are writing it down.But can you tell was it an African elephant or an Indian elephant?"
"What's the difference between those two?" asks owner."The African elephant has much bigger ears, than the Indian elephant",applies officer1.
The owner goes:"How should I know, I couldn't tell.The elephant was wearing pantyhoses over the head"
..ok, even I have to obey some laws.Cheers E

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